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Your mama so ugly, after she was born, she was taken to the animal shelter so they could euthanize her. My second great desire in this weird and shadowy dimension was to be spanked myself by a stern, no-nonsense older female. This was kindled in me by Aunt Pam, with the help of her friend Doreen, who lived with her. your mama so ugly she jokingly asked the magic mirror who's the prettiest of them all and it replied "BITCH PLEASE not you!" yo momma is so ugly if she held up two dead rats in the mirror she'd be looking at the three ugliest things in the world. Yo mama so ugly when she walked out of the pet store the alarm went off cashier is like sir you gonna pay for that

Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. That's right, enjoying humor that's dark, offensive, and really, really rude—like every yo mama joke ever written—could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. That is, as long as it's clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal about why his mama is so ugly. There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk. Yo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy. Doreen seemed only too delighted to assist. “What do you want me to do?” she asked. “We’ll let’s see how co-operative he becomes,” Aunt Pam replied, “we’ll start with the cane.” The next thing I knew, Aunt Pam was holding my arms firmly so I couldn’t move, and Doreen was unzipping my jeans. Then I was pulled across Pam’s knee in a daze.

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I countered by saying that I was too old to be spanked, and asked what would happen if I simply refused to submit to the punishment, as she wasn’t my parent nor my teacher. This was actually very untypical and rather daring of me – but Aunt Pam simply said that I was most certainly not too old to be spanked. “Boys are at their naughtiest in their teens – they need more spanking rather than less as they get older!” she said. I’m going to give you a taster of each of my little helpers – three with the cane, three with the slipper and three with the board.”“You can’t make me!” I protested, but with that she called Doreen into the room. Finally, Aunt Pam asked Doreen to give me three strokes of the cane, while she continued to hold me firmly over her knee. Doreen duly obliged. The cane strokes weren’t too hard, but they did bite. Generally, it's depressing - no matter how long you spend trying to look nice for a special occasion, you still look rubbish. You're always the 'ugly friend' who is ignored in social situations. You try to hide yourself when photographs are taken. No one ever compliments you, even if you're wearing something really nice, because you can make the most expensive and well-tailored garment look terrible.

The scans didn’t reveal any preserved organs, which means they either degenerated after death or were removed before burial. The second is unlikely, since it would be unusual practice in the area.

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Yo mama's so ugly, cupid had to shoot a gajillion arrows at her to convince yo daddy to fall in love with her. yo mama so ugly and hairy when she went to get plastic surgery they said "sorry we don't work on donkeys" yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke This. The first time I was genuinely 'asked out' (not until I was an adult) I thought the man was making fun of me at first. Fortunately he persisted and we eventually went out for a few months. Why haven’t you taken his pants down?” Doreen asked with interest. “Oh my dear, that’s far too vulgar.”“But you used to cane Rory on his bare bottom?”“Ah that’s different – he’s my son, whereas this one is merely in my charge. I’ve no desire to see what he’s got down there! But pants up nice and tight, and we have a perfect view. Now we’ll see who’s boss, young man!”

Yo mama is so ugly, she was on the cover of Ripley's Believe It Or Not as "The Most Terrifying Creature To Date." You are paranoid when a man is nice to you or shows any interest in you after spending your teenage years as the butt of every boy's "jokes". The movie is really important to me," she goes on. "It's a timeless independent folk tale, and I was honored to be a part of it. I fell in love with the story and really got into the character." Sometimes, a whole class could get a ‘double stripe’ for rowdiness. Then, if you just got a single stripe on top of that, you were for it. A bit unfair, but this was Anne’s situation. I had also accumulated three stripes this way myself a couple of times, but for some reason escaped with just a telling-off.

Yo mama so ugly that Krampus punishes kids every Christmas by showing them pictures of her in a bathing suit. The Tuli mummy is one of a kind, so mummification obviously wasn’t a common practise in Botswana. Was it common elsewhere in southern Africa? Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"